Look, it's all very well those "12wk amazing" transformations you see appearing when clicking on links to your favourite memes site, but we both know that ain't gonna happen... well, it could, but you're busier than that loser they picture who's got no job and can take three months gym time, and an enforced welfare diet. Sure, you're gonna get there too, but until you do, you're not going to let a dude like that get the jump on you. That's what the slimming vest is for. Pulling in the love - just till you melt it off in the weight room.